-atlas:

To celebrate the debut of Pokemon XY, I’M GIVING AWAY THIS LIGHTLY USED NINTENDO 3DS XL LIMITED EDITION PIKACHU CONSOLE. 

This will come with a 4GB SD card, charger, and all original instruction manuals and inserts including AR cards.

This is my first giveaway, and I’m really hoping that I can make someone happy with their own limited edition console who didn’t get a chance to buy one! 

RULES

  • You can reblog this as many times as you want. Likes count.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but if you did that’d be real rad! I love meeting new people and do post quite a bit of Pokemon.

  • I’ll need your address for shipping… so you have to be comfortable with giving me that.

  • No giveaway blogs.

  • I will ship overseas.

The giveaway will end OCTOBER 30TH. I will give the winner 24 hours to respond to two asks before a new winner will be chosen.

Also, I want to say that I will not be selling this. If you’re really dying to know why I’m giving this away instead, message me off anon and I’ll let you know the details. 

Have fun guys!! Don’t be afraid to ask me questions, and good luck— I hope I can make at least someone out there smile!

(via gothikka01)

thatfilthyanimal:

formlessforce:

beautifauna:

sandrock:

president-vanellope:

wake up america

"What"

As a resident of What, I fully agree with this.

Do they speak English in What?

Actually we don’t we primarily speak in complaints about the heat.

I’m am whatian.
Hot as hell here.

(via aestheticrequiem)

intheendyouwillallkneel:

jackharperr:

I only want the sex

I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say we all want the sex.

Loki better get started then.
The fangirls won’t please themselves.

(via aestheticrequiem)

thefingerfucker:




THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i fucking love the shit out of this.

Reblogging this again cuz it is literally my favorite post ever


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thefingerfucker:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i fucking love the shit out of this.

Reblogging this again cuz it is literally my favorite post ever

(via
imgTumble)

(via nerdsfuckhard)

nextyearsgirl:

It might make me a weird mom but if my daughters are straight and are worried about there not being boys at a women’s college I’m going to straight up tell them that all of the terrible sex I had in college wasn’t worth missing out on the opportunities of a women-only environment

I would hate an all women’s college. Just like I wouldn’t like a black college.
I want diversity. And to go to a college with only a certain group of people does against that.
College is supposed to prepare me.for the real world. If I went in to a specific group college, how is that the real world?

bossbitchxo:

Sex workers don’t “sell their bodies” any more than masseuses “sell their hands.” They are paid for a service they provide, not for ownership of their bodies.

(Source: onemilehigher, via rabbleprochoice)

sayno2order66:

lmfaooo

Lol. Didn’t expect that answer.

sayno2order66:

lmfaooo

Lol.
Didn’t expect that answer.

(Source: comfortably-alone, via kil0nova)

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