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blank-page-emperor replied to your post: So here’s a quick one sentence (maybe two) of… Anything that keeps you from wearing Tripp pants is a good thing. :D But I love Tripp Pants. »”
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So here’s a quick one sentence (maybe two) of background: I wear my cousins’s tripp pants when I stay over because I love wearing Tripp because they’re roomy and comfy and stuff. I wearing them and they don’t really fit as well as they used to. It was kinda hard to put the button through the slit, and it’s fine around the thighs (surprisingly), just my ass area is...
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